The Best (and Worst of 2003)...My Blog Discussed:

Seasons: Oh geez how did summer just pass me by again? It seems like i never get that chance to enjoy the summer (or how I think that I should be enjoying it). -August 27

SkillsUSA: ...Pronounced "Skilllls YOu-Ess-Eigh VIIKKA"...I must trust in the heart of the team. -March 29

Name Jokes: Philly (Cheese steak)...Dalena: Aka George's Partner... Ranita: Aka Renita Sandwitch...Gerard: Aka The Human Torch...-March 22

Being Filipino: *There was no rice - ahh Filipino death, no rice! -March 22

Artists: it looked like a 5 year old drew it on 'MS Paint' -April 4th

Spelling: Quicksand? Q-U-I-K-S-A-N-D? -April 4th

Music: The piano is a good person magnet, the groups of people were all like, "awww" -April 4
What the hell is this song telling us? I have no clue, but I love it! -December 25
Jessica Simpson: ...And she's all horny now so it's cool. -September 4

Dancing: ...the cha cha slide which finally proved that many people at VICA are stupid and cannot tell the difference between left and right, reversing a move, and how to "Charlie Brown". -April 4
The thumb dance: Make a "thumbs up" on both of your hands, position right in front of chest and make a circular motion, add some shoulder. -July 2

Nothing: ...there's so much to talk about...maybe tomorrow -March 28

Homophibia: woah! i remember him, he was like thrown into a lava pit right? He was worse than if you merged Dan(Real World: Miami),Danny(Real World: New Orleans), and Shane(Road Rules: CC) together ), -April 10

TV: Where is my Mole 3? -April 10
AMAZING RACE IS BACK ON TV!!! yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! -June 2
I'd just pull off a Captian Planet and combine them. -November 23

Growing old: Alexa has gone through her first period! But her mother mentioned that now she's too "old" to hang out with the little young girls because she is becoming a "woman"! -November 23

Reading: this fellow classmate who's reading this really (hmm...dumb wouldn't be such a good word) "eh" book called Old Magic (don't even ask me who wrote it)-April 10
I just noticed my sister is reading The sun also rises! Hahahahahahah...erm...i hated that book. -July 2
I know you're saying, "Mike don't judge a book by it's cover" but who wants to read a book when the title says something like "Romero and Juliene" when your looking for a Shakespere classic. -July15

Movie Influences: I just hope he ("sad individual") doesn't get any ideas and go all "The Craft" on the school -April 10
Don't you have that odd feeling your being watched? Especially after watching "The Ring"? -April 7
One day I'll actually watch Lilo and Stitch and out of nowhere Lilo will look into the camera and then say "Seven days"...but then she'd look into the camera like DORA THE EXPLORER, oh help me god, that's scary. -July 24

Personality Tests: You are certifiably: 62% bitch! which is higher than the worldwide average 38% -April 13

Racism: It's pretty good, even with the overly expected over abundance of white people... err not that it's bad or anything. I guess i'm just saying, Roosevelt High School is...i guess more "city" (whatever the hell that means).-April 29
You know I have a little problem with Survior. Why is it that they put in either the "Lazy" or the "Drowning" type for the black male? -October 10

Cleaning: There's lots of useless stuff just hanging around! -May 7
For some odd reason, his music has very helpful for cleaning, and I actually managed to clean my room, the living room, and parts of my dining room. -July 25

Cheap/Costly: the fact was that the crown was so close to cheap that i could have gotten one at Burger King. -May 29
Ooooh, nervous... then again it could be the chill of the TV studio's new air conditioner. -June 19
i was happy that I had bought a video game for $3.50. AND it was brand new! -April 3

Being Blind: I know that it's either a dragon, or a sea-horse; or both. It came all the way down to it's now a "sea dragon". -June 2

Being Deaf: I hope i'm the only one who thought the rendez-vous line was actually "Domanomanevoo" -September 12

Death: ...i had that feeling that the safety bar-thingie was gonna fling open and i was gonna fall to my death (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Squish*) -June 16

Just Wierd: The thing is wierd though, it sorta solves my odd obsession for scanning things under bar codes and swiping a credit card or something. -July 18

Talent: YOU KNOW SHE ISN'T A REAL SINGER BECAUSE SHE CAN'T PUT A MICRAPHONE ON A STAND! -September 4
Did anyone see "Performing As"? One girl tried to be Britney and she HAD to learn how to sing bad. -September 4
my sister says I pulled a "Carnival Cruise" -December 21

Stealing: I am going to steal Chris's idea for writing a "blog story" but i already have an idea. -July 16

Being Friendly: I have to talk to people that i really didn't feel like (right now). That's what a summer vacation is for, right? -July 16

English: "Manila's Big 8" and stupidly enough it showed the top ten! WHAT THE FRIGGIN HELL? It claims to be the big eight. -July 15
Why is it that 9 people make up a fellowship? I mean really? Who calls things a fellowship nowadays? I like the sound of "Lord of The Rings: Alliance for the ring" or something with the word coalition. -November 23

Getting Fat: I bumped into Auntie Melrose (with only Kenneth and Chelsea) at Burger King. Thank God they bumped into me when I was eating a salad. -July 25
And Lily almost cried the night before because it was the first time they practiced with the costumes and she felt fat. And she's like 6! SIX dammit! AND SHE'S ALREADY PARANOID THAT SHE'S FAT. -December 21

Late Mike Special covered:

Wanting: Seriously I want something better...oh well...*sigh* -May 28
DMV: Meanies... -May 23
Friends: I never thought that she would react that way. (I mean, i wouldn't react that way). -May 23
Websites: I wished that some people would check their websites and add that needed s\ash or the little "<" or ">" thingies (which I still regard as the Greater than/ Less than signs). -July 29
MY SISTER DOES LISTEN TO ME: Maybe take up a cool hobby like knitting. -July 2
Spelling: "Streat"?...oh well.-July 18

MM: Review: (lightly covered)

Just Odd: "little-bits of green stuck in your hair look" -July 2
Typecasting: Jack Sparrow fits this new "Queer is Cool" motto. I bet he could redecorate that ship and make it all beautiful. -December 21


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Don't worry everyone, This will eventually move to Tripod and sit next to the 67 things I learned in Atlantic City (I was too lazy to put any of the 67 on this list...there are a lot of funny things in that too.)