The Best of Ma-Mike Revolution 2004
Wooh! It's that dreaded time again. Lets see what I said about my life. I know that there may be lots of things missing this year since my time was short in doing this, I had to listen to audio blogs, and I didn't take a look at Late Mike Special either. But there is a lottttttt of stuff here so take a venture with me and read how much of an idiot i can be. (Or my friends can be)!
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About Me!: The Crap I said about myself
Second Chances - I told him that if I had a second chance I’d join lacrosse or track. Then in my head I laughed because I know how klutzy I can get. -Mar.08
Fighter: I realized I still have a fighter's spirit. I may be a little weak, (you challenge me and I'll kick your ass. Hopefully you'll catch me on one of my boot/heavy shoe days) but I realized that I’d fight or at least bring people down with me. -Apr.30
About Me - Anywho...I realized something...am I really trustworthy? People seem to come to me and give me their problems/situations. Maybe it's the fact that I listen. Maybe it's the fact that when you become friends with me, you know that you won't be scorned. - Apr.30
Changes? - Have I become a Virgo and not realized it? Was I always like this? I guess I'm at that stage in life where I'm questioning myself and why I do this or what will I do in the future. I'm sure in the next few months I’ll really start building several characteristics that I’ve never even thought I had. -Apr.30
Drop it like it’s hot - I personally think that I'm great at letting go of people, ties, cars, or something. Though I’ve told people that I cry easily, it's usually only when my emotions hit a peak (either an up or down) -Apr.30
Suicidal: And the fact that I (accidentally) swallowed a small amount of Scope and my stomach feels funny. -Jun.23
About Me part 2: Back in 8th grade I was all nervous and stuff and I was just walking over, getting a diploma and that's it. This time I have to make a speech and stuff and I still don't feel anything. -Jun.23
Childhood Shattered: The ride was filled with floodlights and seemingly extended for a few more rotations (or what it seemed). VERY VERY Disappointing. -Jul.12
Poverty: I went to the bank and deposited my money into the bank: 60 in savings, 40 in checking. -Jul.23
My Voice: "And it turns out, I actually have a radio voice. Yeah Other than my you know my singing voice and my normal everyday talking voice." - Nov.05
The Pain: My head is currently burning as the dye magically changes my hair from red back to black. Nov.11
Frugal vs. Fat: I bought 2 Pringles, 2 boxes of cookies, and 2 packages of chewy chips ahoy cookies today....and 2 six packs of raisins. It was all like 10 dollars! -Nov.22
It's True!: "I beat out a retarded person"-Nov.23
Repetition: "I'm not the most personable person." -Nov.23
Donkey: "Realize what an ass I am" -Nov.23
Math Whiz: 6 hours of sleep 6x18 is...108. 108÷24 is...4.5. See! 18-4 is 14 and that means I only really have 14 days to "suffer". -Nov.29
Second Chances - I told him that if I had a second chance I’d join lacrosse or track. Then in my head I laughed because I know how klutzy I can get. -Mar.08
Fighter: I realized I still have a fighter's spirit. I may be a little weak, (you challenge me and I'll kick your ass. Hopefully you'll catch me on one of my boot/heavy shoe days) but I realized that I’d fight or at least bring people down with me. -Apr.30
About Me - Anywho...I realized something...am I really trustworthy? People seem to come to me and give me their problems/situations. Maybe it's the fact that I listen. Maybe it's the fact that when you become friends with me, you know that you won't be scorned. - Apr.30
Changes? - Have I become a Virgo and not realized it? Was I always like this? I guess I'm at that stage in life where I'm questioning myself and why I do this or what will I do in the future. I'm sure in the next few months I’ll really start building several characteristics that I’ve never even thought I had. -Apr.30
Drop it like it’s hot - I personally think that I'm great at letting go of people, ties, cars, or something. Though I’ve told people that I cry easily, it's usually only when my emotions hit a peak (either an up or down) -Apr.30
Suicidal: And the fact that I (accidentally) swallowed a small amount of Scope and my stomach feels funny. -Jun.23
About Me part 2: Back in 8th grade I was all nervous and stuff and I was just walking over, getting a diploma and that's it. This time I have to make a speech and stuff and I still don't feel anything. -Jun.23
Childhood Shattered: The ride was filled with floodlights and seemingly extended for a few more rotations (or what it seemed). VERY VERY Disappointing. -Jul.12
Poverty: I went to the bank and deposited my money into the bank: 60 in savings, 40 in checking. -Jul.23
My Voice: "And it turns out, I actually have a radio voice. Yeah Other than my you know my singing voice and my normal everyday talking voice." - Nov.05
The Pain: My head is currently burning as the dye magically changes my hair from red back to black. Nov.11
Frugal vs. Fat: I bought 2 Pringles, 2 boxes of cookies, and 2 packages of chewy chips ahoy cookies today....and 2 six packs of raisins. It was all like 10 dollars! -Nov.22
It's True!: "I beat out a retarded person"-Nov.23
Repetition: "I'm not the most personable person." -Nov.23
Donkey: "Realize what an ass I am" -Nov.23
Math Whiz: 6 hours of sleep 6x18 is...108. 108÷24 is...4.5. See! 18-4 is 14 and that means I only really have 14 days to "suffer". -Nov.29
$tress: Ahh, shopping always eases tension for me. -Dec.13
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Family and the like:
I love my mom - One of those days I’m shopping with my mother and the sales clerk goes, "Have a nice day". Now any normal person would say 'you too' or something to that degree right? But what does my mother say? "Thank you" and we walked away. I asked her why and her answer was, "Why should she have a nice day? I deserve it too." Funny. -Feb.28
More Mom - So my mother and I did our yearly “god fest”; we watched the 10 commandments. I still laugh at the fact that my mother uses the term “Roses! Roses” a la “Moses! Moses!” when talking to her plants… -Apr.06
That Phrase Again: "My mother says things happen for a reason....things are changing" - Nov.23
My Sister: "The older sister-type" –Nov.23
Manners: I don't go to a house and take pictures of family members, or paintings, or anything STUCK to a wall and pull them down. -Nov.29
I love my mom - One of those days I’m shopping with my mother and the sales clerk goes, "Have a nice day". Now any normal person would say 'you too' or something to that degree right? But what does my mother say? "Thank you" and we walked away. I asked her why and her answer was, "Why should she have a nice day? I deserve it too." Funny. -Feb.28
More Mom - So my mother and I did our yearly “god fest”; we watched the 10 commandments. I still laugh at the fact that my mother uses the term “Roses! Roses” a la “Moses! Moses!” when talking to her plants… -Apr.06
That Phrase Again: "My mother says things happen for a reason....things are changing" - Nov.23
My Sister: "The older sister-type" –Nov.23
Manners: I don't go to a house and take pictures of family members, or paintings, or anything STUCK to a wall and pull them down. -Nov.29
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Friends/Other People:
Ass Kicker: He's the one whose ass will have to be kicked. Sorry Aaron, this is a competition and I'm going to bring my A-game. -May.21
Helpful Hand: The woman was struggling to close one of those metal guard-cover-thingies. Of course it was too heavy. So she asked me to help; I was glad to. So I reached for the cover and pulled it all the way to the bottom. She gave me her thanks and she locked the place. -Aug.21
Angela: "...she had to go to some scholarship breakfast on Saturday with her parents, so she was hanging with her parents and they went shop-ping, and she somehow got a plant...and then she got sick, I don't get how that correlates." –Oct.03
Hatin’: "Am I bland? ...Christopher... seems so monotonous or boring." - Nov.23
Memory Loss: "I wouldn't get confronted by Zach and uh............ Becca. heh. ooh God. I hope she doesn't hear this." –Nov.23
Just Us!: "We're still Jamily and that’s cool" –Nov.23
Ass Kicker: He's the one whose ass will have to be kicked. Sorry Aaron, this is a competition and I'm going to bring my A-game. -May.21
Helpful Hand: The woman was struggling to close one of those metal guard-cover-thingies. Of course it was too heavy. So she asked me to help; I was glad to. So I reached for the cover and pulled it all the way to the bottom. She gave me her thanks and she locked the place. -Aug.21
Angela: "...she had to go to some scholarship breakfast on Saturday with her parents, so she was hanging with her parents and they went shop-ping, and she somehow got a plant...and then she got sick, I don't get how that correlates." –Oct.03
Hatin’: "Am I bland? ...Christopher... seems so monotonous or boring." - Nov.23
Memory Loss: "I wouldn't get confronted by Zach and uh............ Becca. heh. ooh God. I hope she doesn't hear this." –Nov.23
Just Us!: "We're still Jamily and that’s cool" –Nov.23
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Celebrities/TV/Radio/Video Games/Movies:
Jason Mraz - And hey, he's younger than John Mayer...meaning he'll live longer...technically, that or die of overdose quicker – Jan.21
Variation in sound - BLACK EYED PEAS believe in a multi-ethnic sound/unity, oh and George, get the facts straight, STACEY FERGUSON (aka Fergie) is an official member of BEP (for at least one record...the one with JT), and she is white....she was even a member of Wild Orchid! I'm surprised certain people haven't bashed Jin for speaking Chinese. – Feb.09
I love the 90s - The coolest thing was: the cards were Captain Planet! It was soooooo cheesy because Wheeler's said "Get fired up about recycling”. Everyone had a good laugh. – Feb.16
Video Games 1 - Curses M. Bison! You got the best of Chun-Li this time, but you won't be so lucky next time. I did though manage to get the high score. Look for MYK if you're ever bored. – Mar.07
Website - Website undergoing changes... bear with me... Panda-Money-um –Apr.05
Age: I stayed too long, grabbed Final Fantasy X-2 and got to the counter. AND I GOT CARDED! Woo-hoo! Yeah!...FFX-2 is rated Teen. Jul.01
Childhood Shattered 2: Did you know that there have been 100 Million Playstations (one of course) sold? And that it's finally retiring. It's like 7 years old... -Jul.23
Too Long - I want to finish up Final Fantasy X-2, hopefully by tomorrow. Aug.16 (Note: I mentioned this in a latter post, but I finished FFX-2 the other day, in December)
Celebrity Sightings - "You know who we opened for? Ha. Really bad comedian Dat Phan." - Oct. 3
Drunkards - "...but then again these are the same people who scream at the TV whilst watching World Series of Poker" - Oct.11
It’s Not Drugs: "I'll probably be behind the Burger King" – Nov.05
Potato Chips By Any Other Name: "Salt and Vinegar Lays Stackem thingies" - Nov.23
Potato Chips By Any other Name part 2: "It's salty and vinegary." - Nov.23.
Wild Thoughts: "...I start imagining things... Silent Hill... ominous fog...I somehow accidentally look like Luigi...plunger...beating at zombies." - Nov.23
Shameless Hyping: "Okay really quick tangent Shangocam.com" Nov.23
Jason Mraz - And hey, he's younger than John Mayer...meaning he'll live longer...technically, that or die of overdose quicker – Jan.21
Variation in sound - BLACK EYED PEAS believe in a multi-ethnic sound/unity, oh and George, get the facts straight, STACEY FERGUSON (aka Fergie) is an official member of BEP (for at least one record...the one with JT), and she is white....she was even a member of Wild Orchid! I'm surprised certain people haven't bashed Jin for speaking Chinese. – Feb.09
I love the 90s - The coolest thing was: the cards were Captain Planet! It was soooooo cheesy because Wheeler's said "Get fired up about recycling”. Everyone had a good laugh. – Feb.16
Video Games 1 - Curses M. Bison! You got the best of Chun-Li this time, but you won't be so lucky next time. I did though manage to get the high score. Look for MYK if you're ever bored. – Mar.07
Website - Website undergoing changes... bear with me... Panda-Money-um –Apr.05
Age: I stayed too long, grabbed Final Fantasy X-2 and got to the counter. AND I GOT CARDED! Woo-hoo! Yeah!...FFX-2 is rated Teen. Jul.01
Childhood Shattered 2: Did you know that there have been 100 Million Playstations (one of course) sold? And that it's finally retiring. It's like 7 years old... -Jul.23
Too Long - I want to finish up Final Fantasy X-2, hopefully by tomorrow. Aug.16 (Note: I mentioned this in a latter post, but I finished FFX-2 the other day, in December)
Celebrity Sightings - "You know who we opened for? Ha. Really bad comedian Dat Phan." - Oct. 3
Drunkards - "...but then again these are the same people who scream at the TV whilst watching World Series of Poker" - Oct.11
It’s Not Drugs: "I'll probably be behind the Burger King" – Nov.05
Potato Chips By Any Other Name: "Salt and Vinegar Lays Stackem thingies" - Nov.23
Potato Chips By Any other Name part 2: "It's salty and vinegary." - Nov.23.
Wild Thoughts: "...I start imagining things... Silent Hill... ominous fog...I somehow accidentally look like Luigi...plunger...beating at zombies." - Nov.23
Shameless Hyping: "Okay really quick tangent Shangocam.com" Nov.23
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Vocabulary/Dumb Terms/Quotes:
I tried to be funny - if you didn't get that, please hit your funny bone with a frying pan...or drink Emetics. -Feb.09
Hoyay - Ewan McGregor is the king of Hoyay. -Mar.09
"Friends?" - "I heard that hot wings were the root of all evil and my mother doesn't allow me to eat it" and "My sister almost stabbed someone in class with a pencil, she was saving the hamsters or something". -Apr.02
I know that word! - Shii Ann used the word "Pagonging" correctly in a sentence! +3 points for being a dork who knows what that means. -Apr.22
Sayings - Was it that "absence makes the heart grow fonder" adage I seem to tell everyone (that and use the word "synergy" correctly in sentences)? -Apr.30
Typecasts: he was in the crowd afterwards yelling "You better work" or "You go girl" out to the people on stage. I confronted him about being a "Black-loud-gay-ish-typecast" but he called himself "Original". Whatever. To me you just type-casted yourself. -May.21
Dumbasses: Vilma goes up to me and she's all like "Oh you know what Mike? You and me shoulda gone to the prom together!" (Dumbass). -May.21
I lied: I think I'd still vote for Mr. W. Bush. I dunno. It could be a little bit of "I'll prove you wrong" with a little bit of "You can't tell me what to do" sentiment. -Jul.03
Learning: I love the greek alphabet! "Phi" is a letter. Forcing the Philippines (and Finland) behind Yemen! Hee! -Aug.14
Ghetto Education: She was the one who introduced me to the term "Niggerish/Niggahish" meaning a person who (usually white) tries to act black (or blacker than normal). -Aug.23
Stupid: I looked like an ass the other day because I accidentally called "Apple Jacks" "Fruit Loops" and I went, "Hey wait a sec, why are all the fruit loops peach and green?” -Aug.31
Funny Quotes from a teacher: "You can't get an acorn and make a chicken out of it." -Aug.31
Funny Quotes from a teacher part deux: He said the phrase, "Throwing out the baby and the bathwater" and said that St. Francis "had a gay childhood". -Sep.13
Just Because: "My Chinese friend, Jin" - Oct.3
My tissues: "Rhinoviruses type 1A and 2...Influenza A and Influenza B...and Respiratory Cyn-sydical Virus...It's like spraying Lysol on my hands and my nose" - Oct.11
The Wind: "It was howling like a crazy crazy person." – Nov.05
Ghetto Education 2: I finally found out what "Dome" meant! You know in that song, "hey ma" (and we'll get it on tonight) He goes: "yo L, (what up) I hit, (what else), plus dome (say word), and we got it on tonight". Dome is a naughty naughty word! Eww, disgusting. Nov.12
I don’t even get what this means: "A rounder than square type" - Nov.23
That dreaded s-word: "almost like a really cool synergy between us. I just needed to use the word synergy." -Nov.23
Good Use of Repetition, Mike: "Drama. Drama. Dramadramadrama."-Nov.23
I’m Observant: "Now...its 11:34." –Nov.23
Keeping in the spirit: "That’s bad. That’s not thankful. That’s not thanksgiving." –Nov.23
Go USA!: I landed on what? "Proud to be an American". Of course, the best way to end a US history class is to end off with the idea that Americans are the bestest ever. Then to add upon all the cheese there were hawks flying in the sky. Then followed by like hundreds of sparrows. – Dec.16
I tried to be funny - if you didn't get that, please hit your funny bone with a frying pan...or drink Emetics. -Feb.09
Hoyay - Ewan McGregor is the king of Hoyay. -Mar.09
"Friends?" - "I heard that hot wings were the root of all evil and my mother doesn't allow me to eat it" and "My sister almost stabbed someone in class with a pencil, she was saving the hamsters or something". -Apr.02
I know that word! - Shii Ann used the word "Pagonging" correctly in a sentence! +3 points for being a dork who knows what that means. -Apr.22
Sayings - Was it that "absence makes the heart grow fonder" adage I seem to tell everyone (that and use the word "synergy" correctly in sentences)? -Apr.30
Typecasts: he was in the crowd afterwards yelling "You better work" or "You go girl" out to the people on stage. I confronted him about being a "Black-loud-gay-ish-typecast" but he called himself "Original". Whatever. To me you just type-casted yourself. -May.21
Dumbasses: Vilma goes up to me and she's all like "Oh you know what Mike? You and me shoulda gone to the prom together!" (Dumbass). -May.21
I lied: I think I'd still vote for Mr. W. Bush. I dunno. It could be a little bit of "I'll prove you wrong" with a little bit of "You can't tell me what to do" sentiment. -Jul.03
Learning: I love the greek alphabet! "Phi" is a letter. Forcing the Philippines (and Finland) behind Yemen! Hee! -Aug.14
Ghetto Education: She was the one who introduced me to the term "Niggerish/Niggahish" meaning a person who (usually white) tries to act black (or blacker than normal). -Aug.23
Stupid: I looked like an ass the other day because I accidentally called "Apple Jacks" "Fruit Loops" and I went, "Hey wait a sec, why are all the fruit loops peach and green?” -Aug.31
Funny Quotes from a teacher: "You can't get an acorn and make a chicken out of it." -Aug.31
Funny Quotes from a teacher part deux: He said the phrase, "Throwing out the baby and the bathwater" and said that St. Francis "had a gay childhood". -Sep.13
Just Because: "My Chinese friend, Jin" - Oct.3
My tissues: "Rhinoviruses type 1A and 2...Influenza A and Influenza B...and Respiratory Cyn-sydical Virus...It's like spraying Lysol on my hands and my nose" - Oct.11
The Wind: "It was howling like a crazy crazy person." – Nov.05
Ghetto Education 2: I finally found out what "Dome" meant! You know in that song, "hey ma" (and we'll get it on tonight) He goes: "yo L, (what up) I hit, (what else), plus dome (say word), and we got it on tonight". Dome is a naughty naughty word! Eww, disgusting. Nov.12
I don’t even get what this means: "A rounder than square type" - Nov.23
That dreaded s-word: "almost like a really cool synergy between us. I just needed to use the word synergy." -Nov.23
Good Use of Repetition, Mike: "Drama. Drama. Dramadramadrama."-Nov.23
I’m Observant: "Now...its 11:34." –Nov.23
Keeping in the spirit: "That’s bad. That’s not thankful. That’s not thanksgiving." –Nov.23
Go USA!: I landed on what? "Proud to be an American". Of course, the best way to end a US history class is to end off with the idea that Americans are the bestest ever. Then to add upon all the cheese there were hawks flying in the sky. Then followed by like hundreds of sparrows. – Dec.16
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Umm…The Other stuff that doesn’t fit…I think
Haunting: Oh and I heard that School 9 in Yonkers is haunted. According to most, by a Music teacher. Not that she died a gruesome death at the school. More like "unfinished business" before she died. -Jan.21
College Life: In his college years, Jay Silly was sportin' the long hair!!!! So weird! -Feb.26
Hallmark Creations - Happy Leap Year Day! I'm still convinced that Leap Year Day is another ploy for Hallmark (You know I love them though) to make a little bit more money...like that valentines day, or black/women/Spanish month or teachers/nurses/secretaries day. Though I think black/women/Spanish is more like a ploy from Barnes and Noble to make you buy books about other cultures when everyone knows that you'll find that one episode on any channel you flip to. Celebrate Black History Month on VH1. –Feb.29
Before College perceptions - Keg Parties: A classic mix of old and new, underage drinking and football players that aren't part of gangs. –Feb.29
Huh? - What's next? Cheerleaders with eating disorders? Obesity? Gay Marriages? Your job being taken by a minority that will do the job for less? ...nah! –Feb.29
Good Day - Oh my god! Best day ever? Maybe! –Mar.29
Party - Maybe I should get up and do my homework...eh it can wait. One person party tonight at my house! -Mar.29
Pre-College Stuff - … weren’t pot-heads the only other type of plant grower (other than gardener) that spoke to plants? Heh pot-heads. -Mar.29
Uhh..: Oh my god! Cool but not! I was thinking. How about commercials? Heh. Mike and his 'get rich quick' ideas. I should stop talking in third person. Maybe that's the reason. -Jun.02
Amazing Race: We managed to make it there first even with the fact that we had to stop to drop off my mom's friend and go to the house to drop off excess food. -Jul.12
Bad Celebrant: ...wait a second... This is officially Ma-mike Revolution's 100th post. Oh the milestones! Just like to thank everyone for following with me.-Aug.12
Not Scrabble: "How sad is that, us playing monopoly" - Oct.03
Nothing Much: “I...you know...stuff" - Nov.05
Like that counts: "I mean...I voted on Tuesday" - Nov.05
Where I lived: "Bevier...the number 2 fire laden building"-Nov.23
Clothes: I often forget how warm hoodies are since I don't wear them often. It's purple! And it's warm. It says "Washington" on it, but I don't care. It's purple and it's warm.-Dec.21
Haunting: Oh and I heard that School 9 in Yonkers is haunted. According to most, by a Music teacher. Not that she died a gruesome death at the school. More like "unfinished business" before she died. -Jan.21
College Life: In his college years, Jay Silly was sportin' the long hair!!!! So weird! -Feb.26
Hallmark Creations - Happy Leap Year Day! I'm still convinced that Leap Year Day is another ploy for Hallmark (You know I love them though) to make a little bit more money...like that valentines day, or black/women/Spanish month or teachers/nurses/secretaries day. Though I think black/women/Spanish is more like a ploy from Barnes and Noble to make you buy books about other cultures when everyone knows that you'll find that one episode on any channel you flip to. Celebrate Black History Month on VH1. –Feb.29
Before College perceptions - Keg Parties: A classic mix of old and new, underage drinking and football players that aren't part of gangs. –Feb.29
Huh? - What's next? Cheerleaders with eating disorders? Obesity? Gay Marriages? Your job being taken by a minority that will do the job for less? ...nah! –Feb.29
Good Day - Oh my god! Best day ever? Maybe! –Mar.29
Party - Maybe I should get up and do my homework...eh it can wait. One person party tonight at my house! -Mar.29
Pre-College Stuff - … weren’t pot-heads the only other type of plant grower (other than gardener) that spoke to plants? Heh pot-heads. -Mar.29
Uhh..: Oh my god! Cool but not! I was thinking. How about commercials? Heh. Mike and his 'get rich quick' ideas. I should stop talking in third person. Maybe that's the reason. -Jun.02
Amazing Race: We managed to make it there first even with the fact that we had to stop to drop off my mom's friend and go to the house to drop off excess food. -Jul.12
Bad Celebrant: ...wait a second... This is officially Ma-mike Revolution's 100th post. Oh the milestones! Just like to thank everyone for following with me.-Aug.12
Not Scrabble: "How sad is that, us playing monopoly" - Oct.03
Nothing Much: “I...you know...stuff" - Nov.05
Like that counts: "I mean...I voted on Tuesday" - Nov.05
Where I lived: "Bevier...the number 2 fire laden building"-Nov.23
Clothes: I often forget how warm hoodies are since I don't wear them often. It's purple! And it's warm. It says "Washington" on it, but I don't care. It's purple and it's warm.-Dec.21
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Well, that's it. This may be the longest post ever, but its all recycled. I had a good year this year and I'm hoping for the best in the next. See you guys next year!
-Michael"Paz" Pascua
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