The Odd and Silly Songs of 2003

The Remedy (I won't worry) - Jason Mraz
"The remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison"
Oh boy...Starting with this song? This song was oddly annoying, and yet oddly refreshing. He wasn't John Mayer so he got a point. He gets another point for the dumbest video, with chickens and fuzzy slippers. And he's sorta ugly...give him a point there. And his CD is called "Waiting for my Rocket to Come". Very dirty Jason, very dirty

Gossip Folks - Missy Elliott
"I heard the bitch got hit with three zebras and a monkey
What can I say about Missy that's not positive? I grew to love her music for some odd reason. It has a different sound, her lyrics are everywhere. I don't own one of her CDs (I own a DVD though). Her videos are masterful and groundbreaking. Go multicultural dancer girls!

Rock Wit U (Awww Baby) - Ashanti
"Can you roll with me ,All over me?"
Dear Ashanti, It has come to my attention that you tried to bring an elephant to a beach. That move was a)Crazy b)So cool it was crazy c)a desperate ploy to look "cuter" than the elephant. The lyrics are dumb. The song is annoying. But I liked the elephant.

Milkshake - Kelis
"lalalala warm it up, lalalala the boys are waiting"
What the hell is this song telling us? I have no clue, but I love it! It's very addictive and catchy. This was one of the late songs of 2003, so I have an odd feeling I'll be hearing this until February.

Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
"but since you're dad walked out you're mom could use a guy like me"
This band seemed to disapear after this song. They had so much potential. Not

Intuition - Jewel
"They say Miss J's big butt is boss, Kate Moss can't find a job"
What happend Jewel? I liked you as a folk, modern day Joni Mitchell type. Though I liked this song, it makes me have feelings of shaving my legs or something. Wonder why...

Magic Stick - Lil' Kim (feat. 50 cent)
"I'll rock the boat, I'll work the middle I skeet it up, straight beat it up"
What a dirty song! I love it! Lil Kim has been growing on me this year, so has 50 (g-g-g g unit!) It's bad that this song didn't get a video (for what I remember).

Get Low - Lil Jon & the Eastside Boyz
"3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time"
Speaking of addictive, Get Low has this beat and scraggly voices. You gotta love songs that tell you what to do when you're dancing. Heh, it has the word Wiggle in it!

Hey Ya - Outkast
"Lend me suga', I am your neighbor"
Ahh another song involving dance moves, this song made me find my polariod camera I got for christmas last year. I love that camera even though I only used it 4 or 5 times. This song has that Outkast classic sound and a good video.

Never Leave You - Lumidee
"You kinda slave me and tell me whose your lady"
Did you notice that this song, Sean Paul's "Get Busy", and Wayne Wonder's "No letting go" all have the same clap noise? This song was mega annoying. Almost any song with the lyrics of "uh oh, uh oh", "La la la la la", "Awww Baby, Ooh Baby", or "Na na na na na" is annoying in a degree. This was one of the first for this summer.

21 Questions - 50 Cent
"I love you like a fat kid love cake"
I didn't like this song. It was too slow for my tastes. The video was cheezy. Don't get me wrong, 50 cent is cool, but didn't it look like he followed the "Britney theory" of Fast song, Slow song, fast song, song of his choice? Maybe I'm looking to deep. Maybe I'm just tired.

Songs Covered: 11
Favorite song out of the 11: It's tough...I have it down to four... hmm... "Get Low". But right after it "Milkshake"