(Not Spellchecked, damn. Anywho I went driving today, go me!)

You know, I decided to watch that pre Football singers thingie because I wanted to hear the new Britney song and I have to say: What the hell? The song sucks. It's a C-class Janet Jackson song. Britney WAS NOT live unlike some performers *cough*Mary J. Blige*cough*. What do people see in Britney? YOU KNOW SHE ISN'T A REAL SINGER BECAUSE SHE CAN'T PUT A MICRAPHONE ON A STAND! For a second there I hoped that she would catch on fire. Madonna has some talent at least (See Evita) and Janet does too. Let's just take a look at other singers/ her competition.

Christina Aguileria: She writes her own music nowadays: Dirrty, Fighter, Miss Independent (technically). She has a range (suprise suprise). She sings live. Oh and to my sister and everyone else, she also kissed Madonna (sloppy seconds? she's just dirrty like that). With a dark tan and dark hair she's separated her from Britney even more. Final thought: She tries to send us a message with her songs (Being yourself, Sufferage-type women's stuff) without any gaul.

Jessica Simpson: Our Jessica Simpleton at least a) has a tv show b) has a husband that is very (i mean very) supportive c) Sings live. And she's all horny now so it's cool.

Mandy Moore: Still around, a lot more movies under her belt. I hear she's dating Andy Roddick (Am I the only one who sees 'Dick Rod'?). Anywho I hear she's doing a cover album. She sings live. She's getting that more accustic sound. Sorta like...

Michelle Branch: She plays a guitar, and tries to write her own music. Who needs to be all 'high on choreography low on singing talent'? Not her. At least she sings live.

Hillary Duff: Lets pretend we didn't hear that.

Stacie Orrico: She conveys a 'good christian girl' attitude. So that's cool to me. And she has a big nose (not big breasts), so that's cool.

Beyonce (Bay-onse): She sings live, well. She has a competitive range with Christina and has a real ass unlike Jiggly's too muscular bum. She writes her own music. Did you know Independent Women, Survivor, and Bootylicious were all written by Beyonce?

Jewel: She's trying to be all Britney, but she still has words with meaning or some political meaning like 'Kate Moss can't find a job'. I wanna see Britney with some emotions here.

Vanessa Carlton, Avril (April) La-veen: Heh...uhh...see Michelle Branch. But for Vanessa, replace 'guitar' with 'piano'.

Kelly Clarkson: America voted for her, she obviously sings live, and she has a sorta range. A smarter, chubbier, brown haired Jessica Simpson. Britney could never win American Idol (Though Carmen the goat somehow was in competition with Kimberly Locke?)

Mya: Tap Dancer. Started with the song 'ghetto superstar'. Now that was a cool song.

Dream: It's a p. diddy thing. Actually I like that new-ish song with Loon. The one in the desert.

If we're lucky Britney will become the next Paula Abdoof. A third tier celebrity. Did anyone see "Performing As"? One girl tried to be Britney and she HAD to learn how to sing bad. She was a rocker-chick type so she knew how to keep on key so the coach had to tell her to be a little worse and a little more nasal-ish.


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I started watching Big Brother after The Amazing Race was finished. Go Jun! She's like Big Brother's answer to Road Rules' Ellen Chu. Oh and I want someone I know to try out for the Amazing Race. Please?