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The Pregnancy Test
According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:

Sex: female
Birth weight: 13 lbs. 3 oz.
Length at birth: 7 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 3%
Most likely defect: old-age